February 2012
January 2012
yeahzaynmalik:
zayn can i marry your accent
can i marry you
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Boy: You're cute
Me: Who put you up to this
Boy: What
Me: Was it my mom
Boy: No I think you're rea-
Me: DAMNIT MOM
Boy: I don't understa-
Me: How much did she pay you
